I can read the filthiest smut with the straightest fucking face you’ve ever seen in your life.
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
I need this like burning.
so would someone please explain this to me:
i am the second child in my family
i am taller than my older sibling
i have way better hair than they do
i want to get away from my family
i want to go to stanford
do you understand why i am concerned
I know it’s hard to ask you this, but please, don’t have sex with anyone
and do please remember to put up protection at your dorm should you have to take a trip when you are at stanford
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
- fuck yeah
- fuck no
- fuck my life
- fuck everything
and don’t forget the inevitable
- fuck it
and for those who have just given up
this is beautiful
howl the drama queen